Its me CHANDINI!
ok, so i can see that many people
are actually enjoying the jokes.
So here is MOREEEE!!!

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire
who won the World's shortest essay competition.He was
awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his
imagination and humour ....Here's an example of absolute brilliance

Shortest Essay :
An English university creative writing class was asked to write a
concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prize-winner wrote:
"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is ."

The next one is on life's little lessons! It is a veryyyyy long post! So i will
post one part of it now!

• Have a firm handshake.
• Look people in the eye.
• Sing in the shower.
• Own a great stereo system.
• If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
• Keep secrets.
• Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
• Always accept an outstretched hand.
• Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
• Avoid sarcastic remarks.
• Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come
90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.

One last MOTIVATIONAL ONE!

Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brawn
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

Thats all for now! So just enjoy and relax!

This is nashrah. Hope you like this post!!

Funny riddles are jokes really, but they still give you a chance to exercise your brain. A riddle after all, is just a form of lateral thinking puzzle. It leads you in one direction, but requires that you think in another to figure it out. Laughter, too, is good for the brain.

Here are a few more funny riddles (scroll down for the answers):

1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?

9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?

13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?

Answers:

1. Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.

2. Probably not, since he's dead.

3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.

4. Lunch and Dinner.

5. "Damn."

6. Just quit imagining!

7. Mount Everest, of course.

8. A coffin.

9. Every month has 28 days.

10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).

11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.

12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.

13. Your mind.

OK! Its me. CHANDINI!
our blog should not only be a platform for
fun but also knowledge! so i have got two
more interesting posts!

1. This is just for fun!!!

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

2. choose carefully!

2 tough questions - are you ready?

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.

Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

cool eh? Ok, check out the blog more often for intersting posts!!!

Hi everyone!! Nashrah (nas) here...

Hope you are all having a nice break today but little stress about 2morrow's meet the parents session!! (Cool down)
I have some riddles here. Hope you like them (:D)

Bus Driver

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Who Does That?

A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?

Did you all try answering the question?? The answers may sound "lame" but this is just for fun!!

BUS DRIVER
It was because he was walking.

WHO DOES THAT
She fell back into her apartment, jumping from the balcony into the inside.

HELLOOOO!
its me! yes me!
CHANDINI!!!

ok, so lets update and keep the class blog ALIVE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
VENEETHA, ARELLA, JIAHAN and ME!!!
awesome! only once a year we celebrate our birthdays,
so enjoy the day u were born! even if u are occupied
with smth on that day, just cherish it! YEAH! Oh and
for the parents streaming talk, meet at 8.45 am!!!
Don't arrive late ah! Punctuality is a VIRTUE! lol!

now, entertainment time! HARRY POTTER is a double
thrill this time! with the last book and the fifth movie,
it was a feast! I loved the movie!it was like FANTASTIC!
oh and class, u do know abt the something BIG right!
so this is a good chance to 'appreciate' teachers! yeah!
lets plan it soon and raise money!

I couldn't figure it out till I saw the answers.
So see if you can figure out what these Words Have In Common...... ??
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess


Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?Give It Another Try....You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard.


OK... Here You Go.. Hope You Didn't Cheat. This Is Cool!!
Answer . . . . . .In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word!!!

Told ya it was cool!Did you figure it out?

hahah! hope u liked the post!

hello hello! jiahan here.

school ended early today so i guess most of you were at town or in sindhya's case, at esplanade right??well, performers, prize winners and the hk exchange girls had to attend speech day for different reasons.

congratulations to all prize winners! weel done in your academic/non academic achievements ok!performers, we all did well. band, you guys played great :) choir, you all sang loud and clear! very good. dancers(including me) HAHA WE'RE THE BEST! jk lah.

argh i still got hair gell stuck in my hair. gotta go wash it again later.

while we were performing i saw ms eunice olsen. SHE'S SO PRETTY OMG.even prettier than on tv.and she's tall too.so perfect i tell you.

SHERRI POTTER! i saw you filming :)and you came to film us in the dance studio! lol i bet u almost couldn't recognise me rightright?hehe.

hk exchange girls, i'll miss you!!i want all of you to stay! you guys saw us performing yes?hope you liked it.

HOPE ALL OF YOU HAD A GREAT SPEECH DAY!
i'll go wash my hair now.

PEOPLE!
TOMORROW,
IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING COSTUMES,
PLEASE WEAR YOUR SCHOOL UNIFORM AND NOT YOUR CCA SKIRT AND HOUSE T-SHIRT!
SO IF YOU HAVE READ THIS,
PASS IT ON TO FELLOW TWO-SIXERS!
MS RAMLAH SAYS IT'S COMPULSORY. BUT.
I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME MYSELF EITHER
SO,YEAH,REALLY MATI OR SOMETHING
thanks;
Chloe[:

hello fellow two-sixers!
yes,I am quite irritated at the pie names...
rather disturbing
anyway
please bring $2 for the class fund
thank you very much for your kindly provided funds
and do not complain to me bout it cause
it's only the second time we're collecting
ty!
love you all;
Chloe [:

AHHHH...
PRINCEOFTENNISPRINCEOFTENNISPRINCEOFTENNIS
''wonderful days'' translated.

I open the window on a dazzling afternoon.
For no reason,I run down a shady path.
I take a deep breath, close my eyes and
imagine out the stage settings of my tomorrows.
The new page that i have imagined
I paint onto a clean, white canvas.
Without heeding the opposing headwind,
i clear my pathand continue creating
this never-ending brand new story.

ah, wonderful days
ah, wonderful days(wonderful)
ah, wonderful days(wonderful)

On the zebra stripes of the crosswalk
when the light turns greenI run across,
stepping only on the white lines
like a child
If i could stay this way forever

fanned by a gentle breeze
staying true to myself
If i could do that
I face the distant sky and stretch out both hands
in order to realize my hopes and dreams
I entrust them to the future and set them free.

the song not that bad right!!!
hahaha.
-melissa

Hellllllo, :D

So, there's health check tmr, everyone bring your PE ATTIRE. IF NOT! THE NURSES WILL HAVE TO STRIP YOU. Heh heh

OHHH & maths test. GAAAAH STUDY STUDY STUDY!

Annnnd, oh oh! Temperature taking! Bring your thermometers. If not, youre dead lah.

OH DID EVERYONE HEAR? SHERRI HAS A NEW MOVIE! SHERRI POTTER & THE CUP OF WATER. HAHA. Its very nice. Its like about her journey to find the cup! With water inside Okaaaay! so remember to bring everything! BYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEE

CHAR THE COOLEST

heyo two sixers!
hope you guys wore green for the good cause to show that you support it!
anyway,
please please please print out your reply slip for the meet-parent session by today and fill it up
IT MUST BE HANDED IN BY TOMORROW!
thank you
see y'all tomorrow!
CHLOE [:

HELLO EVERYONE! YES ITS ME!
IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE
MAGESTIC CHANDINI!!!! YAY!
*loudest claps and cheers*

Ok, two weeks have went by since the
semester 2 started. I bet it was a tiring
week for all of us! But don't worry because
our exams are nearing! WAIT! we are
suppose to worry! Actually I am awaiting the
holidays! Its okay! I think we all should be able
to do well IF u have been consistent!

Frankly we only have two to three months together,
so please cherish every moment together! And pls
do not hurt anyone's feelings! Words can't be taken back!
Even though the tongue is a small organ, God kept it inside
our mouth! So use it properly!

Anyways, lets blog something fun! ooh! there is a long awaited
movie releasing on the 12th July! I bet u would have guessed it!
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!
Awesome! Ok finish up all your homework like a good girl and
hand it up on Monday! Ok and pls hand up your science
enrichment form! LAST DATE is monday 9th! Have a good
weekend and take care! SIGNING OFF!