Hello everyone, its Ego biscuit here. I just wanted to tell everyone that i was not the one who typed that post. AHAHA:) but i know who is it. MUAHAHAH~evil laugh. Okay anyways, i am trying to calm myself down but....
5 MORE DAYS! AHHHH, i want to know what class i am goin okay!! Okay, chill vivien, chill. Yes yes, getting back. I really miss 2E6, i think i will cry next year or something. Anyway, go watch japanese laughing on youtube. Its super funny! I dont really know how to attch the video thingy, so yeah. Go straight to youtube and watch! I laughed alot. Enjoyyy :D *Ps. i am just really bored

heyy ppl, sathya here..can you guys do this survey if you are free..thnx:)
http://web.tickle.com/rd/52824/invite?type=t&test=13414564&inviter_id=XqbVdlhfOjYA75vl&inviter=Sathya

Emogotchi

hahaha. this is just for fun. not asking you all to be emo. just to kill time. (: Enjoy :D

;jesslynn.

Everyone, the archives are done :)

Too much enthuness. hahaha.
We're retarded. HAHAHA.
O'7, the year we found each other.

Excellent? (:
X-factor? hahahah.
Prettyyyy. hahahaha.
Really enthu!
Extra enthu!
Super enthu!
Super super enthu!

Super super super enthu!
Impossible to separate. (:
X-tra enthu!

hahaha. my goodness. i was really bored. & this is quite lame though. enthu enthu enthu. hahaha. can't think of any other word. oh well. just to kill time. I MISS TWOESIX!

; jesslynn.

I guess its finally time for me to write an entry here. I've been putting it off (mostly because i couldn't get in to the account :) ) for so long and i'm finally writing. On the last day of school, people cried but i didn't really get why they were crying. But then later, i realized i was going to be in another class, with other teachers. I was going to be away from the place i knew so well, the people i was familiar with so much that they're like family to me. I realized all this and understood why people were crying.

But then again, whats the point crying? We've all got to move on and get on with our lives. Good things always come to an end. well unless its an awesome marriage. OR, a great personality. BUT whatver, you know what i mean. hah. And people are still going to be around, you'll make new friends, new enemies (HAHA)(okay, i didn't mean that) and meet new teachers. Leadership is about change isn't it? about adaptibility. So i guess thats what we have to do. Everyones a leader here.

But ofcourse, memories are forever. I'll never forget 2e6 for its unity even though we keep getting into trouble for the lack of it and for its joyfulness and FUN NESS.

adalia for her style.
alyssa for her unexpected laughter and such.
anusha for her ability to take it as it comes
arella for her happy personality
bethany for her mean yet funny remarks
charisse for her ,sorry but i remember you because you look like a mouse!
chandini for her boldness
tricia for her confidence and her "what part of stand don't you understand?!"
yun wei for her ego comments
chloe for her awesome skills of getting the class in order
claudia for her loud shoes
li yi for her friendliness
immanuella for her sweet voice
irene for her practical ness
jocelyn for her monotonous voice
rebekah for not saying anything at all
ruri for her drama
shang hui for her perseverance
sherri anne for her random comments that make people smile
lorin for being sarcastic most of the time
lorraine for her funny expressions
nashrah for her background laughing thats always a bit slow
michelle for her direct questions and her innocence
nabila for her smile
ji yin for her drawing on the board of soccer players and updates on matches when no one really needs them
roopali for her funny associations with whatever you do and the ability to remember the weirdest things about you
sathya for her charisma and being herself
sindhya for her open ness and blabbering
melissa for being so amazingly funny, shes almost too cute to be true
jesslynn for being so quiet yet so full of things to say
jia han for her confidence in whatever she does and her knowledge about so many things that it scares me
veneetha for her bimbonessy.
vivien for her compliments and her ability to cheer people up tremendously. thats your talent, vivien. :)
cheuk kwan for her funny accents and her cute talk
yu fang for being so buzzy if you know what i mean.
shumian for being so quiet yet so smart

well thats about everybody. i'll miss everything about two e six and of course the class itself. I never knew how much a class can teach you. But of course now i know. Good Luck in everything you do and always make do with what you have, take things as they come and never give up.

HARO PEOPLE!!!!
OKKKKKKKK=.= this is lame but my mother emailed it to me
hahaha-.-

Funny truths about life in small small Singapore:

1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restrictions on buying)

5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans

10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland China Chinese

11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost


my mother also emailed me this:

Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure Keeps you humble
and Success keeps you glowing,
but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

-melissa

HELLO 2E6!
anyone for a class outing?
like a bbq,or a potluck or smth?
BUT.
I need help! So anyone who can help me plan and stuff,
can you please contact me asap?
thanks!
CHLOE(:

Ok. Daniel Radcliffe FAN here!
Lol. I feel that this year is one of my best years in my life so far!
We have received our report books today. Congratulations to Michelle
on being the CHAMPION of our class! Everyone is a champion. We have
already given our streaming options and received our report books.
The thing is that we have to be mentally prepared for our streaming results.
Obviously if you have given your best shot, you should not regret.

THE BEST IS YET TO BE!
We must always keep improving no matter what. If you are the third
in class, aim to be the second, and if you are the second, aim to be first.
Its not that the top students are born with special brains. Its how they
use them. Personally, I feel that hardwork is very important. I don't believe in luck because i believe consequences are caused by our choices.I know that everyone can do better. Its not that the 2e3 or 2e4 are smart.
its that we haven't given our best.Never compare yourself with others. You are the best and no one can beat you! I know that 2e6 can do it!

Thanksgiving time.
Thank you to all the awesome teachers!
MS RAMLAH - thanks for bringing me this far in life with your motivation!
Mr John Ng - Thank you for your stories
Mr Lim (maths) - Thanks for your step by step methods
Mr Chan - Thank you for answering all my questions
Mr Jean Tan - Thank you for your explanations
Mrs Sithra - Thank you for the interesting lessons
Mrs Shum - Thanks for your practical advice
Ms Hoe - Thanks for the beautiful smile! :]]]
Ms Yati - thanks for helping me with the cooking
Ms Jane Tan - Thanks for the lovely music

Bye 2e6
Chandini

Hi 2e6 :) i think i'd miss you all. really. Even though i hardly seem to be part of my class, and even though im a bit of loner.

I have lots to tell you all...

When i first stepped into this class, i hated every thing every part of it, the fact that i ended up here, in 2e6. I had thought that that was my worst nightmare, and i was desperate to change class, at the worse case, change school. I knew my parents wouldnt hear of my excuses. So i just had to put up with it. The first few days of school was a nightmare. But i was really lucky to have sat beside someone who would brighten even my worst day. She was really nice to me. She helped me, cheered me up, and even when i had no friends at one point in time, she still came to comfort me. She made me, in a way, come to accept 2e6 and look on the brighter side of life. Cos she made me happy everyday, sitting beside her.

I remember there was once, i got back my test paper, and i quarreled with person A for not helping me in the test. i made 5 enemies that day. I dragged my feet to school from that day onwards and i hated everything about 2e6. It was horrible. But i learned it the hard way, cos i chose to. It was really very painful. But I learned a lot of things from that quarel, cos it made me realised all that i've done. How selfish i was.

Up till now, some people havnt forgiven me yet, and still dislike me. I wont say their names but yeah. They dont treat me really nicely but i cant blame them right? I am only happy that Person A has. Cos she has a heart of gold. :)

I made some other friends though. Like the crazy jellyfish. They were really nice despite the fact that i was such a lousy student... :)

I have caused so much trouble in 2e6, that i feel that i shouldnt be part of the class, because i didnt contribute anything at all. LIke chandini, she contributed so much! She made our class very enthu, etc. And you know I even made some teacher's dislike me cos of what i did. Thats why i feel really guilty whenever anyone thanks all 36 of us, cos its like i shouldnt be part of that 36. So i wanna sorry for all that i've caused, and sorry that i didnt contribute much to 2e6. But i also wanna thank you, 2e6, for being nice to me and accepting me as one of the 36 people here.

Thank you so much, 2e6. :)

And no, Im not implying anything. Just a simple I love 2E6 okay.
Hmmm, whn I first came to 2E6, I guess I didnt like it very much. Cause I thought tht we were a weird combination and we wouldnt mix well. As in, there'll be cliques and groups formed around th class and I probably wouldnt even talk to some people. I guess you could say we had th extremes in our class? Like th super quiet type, and th super hyper type.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE TO CHEER YOUR DAY

(Act 1)
Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:

Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singaporeand New York?"

Operator: "Just a minute..."

Ah Beng: "Thank you."

Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

(Act 2)
At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."

The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

(Act 3)
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,

Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.

"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.

Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, itsays it is for 4 to 7 years".

(Act 4)
Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.

During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with theletter 'G'."

The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"

Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"

Host : "Quiet please."

Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, Idont need their help? I got more original answer. My answer is "Gu ni!" (milkin Hokkien)

(Act 5)
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when heencounteredsome problems.

After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.

Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support.

Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...."

(Act 6)
In the class.Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"

Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"

Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"

Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother.Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo.

So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow Pay Cow Boo".

(Act 7)
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor-

but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.

So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But, what happened to theother ear?"

Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

(Act 8)Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in.
- anusha

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:
I love you, Sorry and help me

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.

hey everyone!
well, this year has really flown pass us real quick&
we have only 1week left as a class
it's amazing isn't it?
some of us barely knew each other when we first stepped into the class
but now, some of us are even the best of friends!
this has been a really good year for me I suppose
having a nice class&all
well,since we would be separated next year,
I hope that everyone in 2e6'07 will still blog here often!
have a nice weekend;
Chloe a.k.a class monitress :D
I love you guys t th max :D

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
KAREN : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
KAREN : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : KAREN, go to the map and find North America.
KAREN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : KAREN!

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TEACHER : KAREN, how do you spell "crocodile"?
KAREN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
KAREN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : KAREN, give me a sentence starting with "I".
KAREN: I is...
TEACHER : No,
KAREN. Always say, "I am...
KAREN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"
KAREN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
KAREN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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KAREN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
KAREN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
KAREN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, KAREN, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
KAREN: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : KAREN, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
KAREN: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
KAREN: A teacher

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1 heartbreak.

2 eyes crying.

3 words never said again.

4 hands that won't be held.

5 mornings i'll pass him in the halls.

6 love notes ripped and torn.

7 days a week you'll think of him.

8 sad songs at night before you go to sleep.

9 wishes that never came true.

10 years before he realizes that it has always been you.

mathematically loving someone is not as easy as simple algebra. you have to love infinitely without limits. but learning to let go someone you love is harder. because the cure cannot be derived and simply does not exist.

it's funny how sometimes you've been doing everything to get out of one place and when you've found the time to leave, it's when you've also found a reason to stay.

love and friendship met one day. love asked, "why do you exist?" friendship answered, "to put a smile where you leave tears." then love asked again, "well, if that's what you do, how come there are still many people crying?" friendship said, "it''s my fault. instead of doing my job, i sometimes end up doing yours."

never say that someone completes you. we have to feel whole even when we are by ourselves, for needing a certain someone is not love but dependency. wanting a person to become part of your life is the best reason for having them. and you can only want when you know you have enough. so rather than search for someone who will complete you, wait for the person who will complement your completeness.

it's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..

when something's over, it's over. it can never start again. when it's broken you can never put back the pieces. life is not the way you want it to be. when you that someone's hurting you so much, just stop. we know that it hurts a lot, but you must learn to let go things. don't push yourself too hard. coz we all know, that in every ending, there's such a thing that we call the beginning..

sometimes, fate has a cruel way of putting things together. maybe it's better if people just give up when there's no point in fighting for something anymore. when the ship has finally sailed, only a fool would go after when it's already miles away. but sometimes, it's a lot better to be a fool to go after what we want and need, rather than to regret everything in the end because we never even tried..



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There was a boy who liked a girl and his name was Dave. She liked him so well thats what she was told...but one day she was walking to class & she heard someone call her name when she turned around Dave was there...

"Hey wait up!" he called.

She waited for a few seconds and let him catch up then once he did she started walking again.

"Yes,you need something?" she said
"Yea...a favor."he said.
"Sure what is it?"she asked.
"Go out with me." he said with a gleamin his eyes.
"ok...sure."she said secretly jumping with joy in her mind.

He walked her to class and kissed her good bye...then the late bell rang and he sprug down the hall to get to class. He walked her to class everyday and Kissed her every day and he waswith her every chance he got. Then days turned into weeks& weeks turned into months & months turned into a year & he still ran 2 catch up with her. It was the day of their 1 year anniversary & he walked her to class gave her a box and a kiss...then he whispered into her ear..."I love u.
"then he left. She opened the gift and it was a ring...a gorgeous ring. That night they were out @ dinner 2 celebrate and all he surprised me...AGAIN...

"Hey...u know how I said that I loved u?"he asked
"yea?" She got really nervous....
"I really do u no I love u."

She didnt say any thing and She knew he wanted her 2 say it but she didn't want 2 seem stupid so she stuffed food in her mouth and he didn't say anything but she could tell he was
disappointed. They got done eating and he was driving her home at the red light he turned and looked @ her...

"Why won't u say u love me? don't u love me like I love u?" he asked,

She didnt no what 2 say She loved him more than She could imagine but She just didnt know how or when 2 say it...
"I...I...lov...."
BOOM!!!!!!!!!! a semi had hit the driver side and ramed them right into a lake.The next day She was in the hospital and all she could think about was if Dave was ok...so she got out of my bed & searched 4 him...but when she found him he was barely alive...seeing the one she loved near deathmade her drop 2 my knees and cry...

"Dave I love u...I've loved u since the first day we meant I love u so much dont u leave me please dont leave me I need u here...I LOVE U!!!!"
With his very last breath he said...
"Hey...I love u 2." then he was gone.

A week later she was able 2 go home but she wasnt ready 2 face school yet and her mom understood. She went up 2 her room & She found a note inside the ring box....

Hey, I hope u like this ring. It was my grandma's she told me 2 give it 2 the one I love and well I love u. No matter what happens 2 me I will always love u. If I died today I 1 2 die knowing u love me...I wont leave this earth with out knowing u love me. Ashley your always in my heart forever until the day I die. Dave.
- Anusha
yo everyone...
some of you guys might be sad after reading this...
the reason i posted this is to tell you guys that...
you will never when you might lose a loved one...
not necessary a boyfriend....
could be someone you really love like a family member....
never ever hesitate to tell someone how much you love them....
it might seem embarressing/ foolish if you keep repeating it i no...
but think of it...
it is better to tell the person when he/ she is alive than to tell him once he/she is dead...

ps* i have had an personal experience very recently....
i made the mistake of not telling the person how much i really loved him/her... ( do not wish to specify)
i can tell you that till today, that thought has been haunting me...
you dunno how much i wish i had said those words....
' i love you'
well anyway...
i hope no one makes the same mistake that i did....

nobody start crying after reading this k....
relax...
got to go...
bye....

A small truth to make life 100%

If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Is equal to 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26

HARDWORK
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

KNOWLEDGE
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E=
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

LOVE
L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5= 54%

LUCK
L+U+C+K=
12+21+3+11=47%(NON OF US THINK THIS IS TH MOST IMPORTANT)

THEN WAT MAKES 100% IS IT MONEY?.....NO!!!!
M+O+N+E+Y=
13+15+14+5+25= 72%

LEADERSHIP?...NO!!!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P=
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16= 89%

EVERY PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION, ONLY IF E PERHAPS CHANGE OUR ATTITUBE TO GO TO THE TOP, TO THAT 100% WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO GO FURTHER.....A BIT MORE.....

ATTITIUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

IT IS OUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE AND STUDY THAT MAKES OUR LIFE 100% ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING CHANGE YOYR ATTITUDE......................AND YOU CHANGE UR LIFE!!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT IT!?THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LET OTHERS KNOW.....

- Anusha...

Breakfast at McDonald's

This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree.
The last class I had to take was Sociology.

The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.'

The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions.

I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake,
literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.

It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.

We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then
even my husband did.

I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible 'dirty body' smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.

As I looked down at the short gentleman, close to me, he was 'smiling'.

His beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he searched for acceptance.

He said, 'Good day' as he counted the few coins he had been clutching.

The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I realized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
......Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?





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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!







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Read this, sad but touching.....

Message: can any message be more touching than this?

Daniel : I guess we are the left overs in this world.

Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2 persons

left in this world without any special someone in our lives.

Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.


Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.


Daniel: What game?

Jasmine : I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the following weeks..



DAY 1:

They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.


DAY 4:

They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.


DAY 12:


Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared

and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..


DAY 14:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily." Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.


DAY 20:


Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something.


DAY 28:

They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.


DAY 29:

11:37 pm


Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go

down the road..

Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.

Daniel: Wait for me...


20 minutes later ... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine : Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital .


11:57pm

The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.

Jasmine read the letter which says:

Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...

Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..

"Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping


THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...

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Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...







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The ' L I T T L E ' T hings .

As you might know, the head of a company survived
9/11 because his son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn't go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One's
Car wouldn't start.

One couldn't
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work
But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.

He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today.

Now, when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone ...
All the little things that annoy me.
I think to myself,
This is exactly where God wants me to be At this very moment!

Next time your morning seems to be Going wrong ,

The children are slow getting dressed,
You can't seem to find the car keys,
You hit every traffic light,
Don't get mad or frustrated; It may just be that
God is at work watching over you!

May God continue to bless you
With all those annoying little things
And may you remember their possible purpose.






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FINALLY!!! EXAMS ARE OVER:)