School Excuses

My daughter didn't come to sckool today because she broke her leg in ten different places. it will take a few days, but don't worry, she will come back to skool with a PERFECT leg!
I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world
Excuse my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have a baby
I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!
I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!
Please excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt.
Kayla did not have her homework today because last night aliens abducted it.
Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?"
Please excuse sarah from school for this month. She has mild bladder weakness and has a heavy period. Thanyou Muchly.
on the way to school i was feeding the ducks and my homework fell in
I'm going through puberty!
i did my home work on the computer but it broke so i couldn't print it off for you.
please excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained her eyes so now she can't focus well
Please excuse bob from school this week as he has to attend his grandmothers aunties uncles friends cousins dentists pets vets mums sisters daughters speech on .......................stuff and she will be talking about rather alot of stuff.
Alex had constapation and exploded at breakfast.We have stiched him back together now.Sorry for any inconveniece caused.
Please excuse so and so from P.E. Today. As a member of the marching band, those band kids are constantly playing each others instruments, and she has a yucky mouthepice disease on her lips from playing the tuba.
"I have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today."
Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles.
i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
Sorry , My dog ate my homework, then my science project ate my dog.
i was so busy lastnight i forgot my homework
I did my homework but then i ate it. Would you like me to try to go to the bathroom?
I can't go to school today because I irritated my aunt.
Please excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy.
I was walking to school when a baby jumped on my leg crawled up my back and sucked the homework out of my bag. I think it was a mutated baby.
i swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole it.
I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toliet

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